The First Post.

Alrighty. Here we are.

Before we start here are a few things you should know about Advice From a Caterpillar:

1. I have never blogged before, so bear with me.

2. Alice in Wonderland is the best book ever.

3. I am an American. And I do not support Obama.

4. Coke will always be better than Pepsi, and Macs will always be better than PC's. (this is not meant to offend anyone. Just my personal opinion.)

5. Chocolate cures whatever ails you, but chocolate milk gives you super powers.

6. Calvin And Hobbes, is and always will be, the funniest comic ever. Runner up is Get Fuzzy.

7. I promise to write as constructively, entertainingly, and interestingly as possible.

So. Here we go. I am reading the encyclopedias, starting now. I will check in with you every so often with status reports and interesting tidbits of information.
Thankyou all for reading. Please leave comments and let me know what you think.